Uber Numb Numbing Spray 4 oz, 5% Lidocaine, Made in USA, Rapid Absorption

Presenting UberNumb topical numbing spray. With 5% lidocaine, the maximum amount allowed by law, 4 oz bottle

Why put up with pain? Rub a spray of UberNumb numbing spray into the affected area… and you’ll quickly get soothing relief for hemorrhoids, anal-rectal pain, itching & burning & more.

The Secret: 5% Lidocaine

Many topical ointments contain up to 4% lidocaine. But UberNumb provides a full 5%, the maximum dose permitted without a prescription. What’s more, it combines this extra-strength lidocaine with propylene glycol, which enhances skin penetration. Result? Your UberNumb anesthetic cream goes down deep to numb nerve endings & block pain signals. Plus, it absorbs extra-fast, reaches full effect by 20-25 minutes & keeps numbing for up to 2 hours.

Water-Based, No Oily Residue

Unlike some topical anesthetics, your UberNumb 5% Lidocaine Spray never feels sticky or greasy. It leaves your skin soft & smooth… no itchy chafing or flaking.

It’s Made in the USA for Superior Quality & Purity

Plus, it comes in a 4-oz. bottle to last through multiple applications. Buy with total confidence. Click “Add to Cart” now to order your UberNumb Topical Numbing Spray.

Maximum Painkilling Power: Count on this topical numbing spray for super-strong pain relief. Its secret? 5% lidocaine, the largest dose allowed by the FDA for a non-prescription anesthetic.
Works Faster & Longer: As soon as you apply your lidocaine spray, it starts absorbing into your skin. By 20-25 minutes it reaches full numbing effect. Keeps numbing for as long as 2 hours.
Non-Oily Formula: Forget those sticky gels & greasy creams that can stain your clothes & bedding. This water-based anesthetic never feels greasy or cakey… and it won’t leave an oily residue.
Made in USA & 100% Guaranteed: Trust this skin-numbing cream for lasting relief & all-American value. Unhappy for any reason? We’ll gladly refund your full purchase price, no questions asked, no time limit.